LIGHTS UP

CAT 1 is sitting on stage. CAT 2 enters

C2: To C1 Oh hai! I fixed your computer!

C1: Orly?

C2: Ya rly!

C1: No wai!

Pause

C2: Y so srs?

C1: I made you a cookie, but I eated it.

Pause

C2: So... I can has cheezburger?

C1: I is broked!

C2: Fail! Is okay, though, just voided your computa waranty.

C1: Oooooh, Ceiling Cat will smite you for dis!

C2: Atheist cat is atheist.

RANDOM GUY walks on stage and shoots dead Cats.

RANDOM GUY: Lolcats are not funny anymore, if the best thing you can do with your time is stick badly spelt words on pictures of cats then you have failed as a human. Go find a cure for world peace or something.

LIGHTS DOWN