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Thanks for the Mammaries (fall out boy parody)

Original Lyrics

[Intro]
I'm gonna make you bend and break, 
(It sends you to me without wait)
Say a prayer but let the good times roll! 
In case God doesn't show... 
(Let the good times roll, let the good times roll)

[Verse 1]
And I want these words to make things right, 
But it's the wrongs that make the words come to life, 
"Who does he think he is?"
If that's the worst you got, 
Better put your fingers back to the keys! 

[Chorus]
One night and one more time, 
Thanks for the memories, 
Even though they weren't so great; 
"He tastes like you only sweeter"! 
One night, yeah, and one more time, 
Thanks for the memories, thanks for the memories; 
"See, he tastes like you only sweeter"! 

[Verse 2]
Been looking forward to the future, 
When my eyesight is going bad, 
And this crystal ball.
It's always cloudy except for, (Except for)
When you look into the past (look into the past), 
One night stand... (one night stand off), 

[Chorus]
One night and one more time, 
Thanks for the memories, 
Even though they weren't so great; 
"He tastes like you only sweeter"! 
One night, yeah, and one more time, 
Thanks for the memories, thanks for the memories; 
"See, he tastes like you only sweeter"! 

[Middle-eight]
They say I only think in the form of crunching numbers
In hotel rooms collecting page six lovers
Get me out of my mind and get you out of those clothes
I'm a liner away from getting you into the mood, whoa

[Chorus]
One night and one more time, 
Thanks for the memories, 
Even though they weren't so great; 
"He tastes like you but sweeter"! 
One night, yeah, and one more time, 
Thanks for the memories, thanks for the memories; 
"He, he tastes like you only sweeter"! 

[Chorus]
One night and one more time (One more night, one more time), 
Thanks for the memories, 
Even though they weren't so great; 
"He tastes like you but sweeter"! 
One night, yeah, and one more time (One more night, one more time), 
Thanks for the memories, thanks for the memories; 
"See, he tastes like you only sweeter"!

New Lyrics

[Intro]
d'you know that i'm about to break
(your kicking looks are just too great)
In our lab, my hormones start to flow
In case you didn't know... 
(My hormones start to flow, and i begin to grow)

[Verse 1]
that your curves really set my passions alight
but its a girl you're with when you turn out the light
"Who does she think she is?"
If that's the way you swing, 
Guess i better stick to my fantasies

[Chorus]
You're Hot and you're so damn fine
Thanks for the mammaries, 
Even though you don't like men
you look so good in a sweater
With a deep, low cut neckline,
Thanks for the mammaries, thanks for the mammaries; 
God you look so good in a sweater

[Verse 2]
I look forward to seeing you
Everytime, my jaw drops and I stare
And I like what i see
You're always perfect except for, (Except for)
you're always with your girlfriend (girlfriend), 
your scary girlfriend... (your girlfriend), 

[Chorus]
You're Hot and you're so damn fine
Thanks for the mammaries, 
Even though you don't like men
you look so good in a sweater
With a deep, low cut neckline,
Thanks for the mammaries, thanks for the mammaries; 
God you look so good in a sweater

[Middle-eight]
They say I only think in the form of crunching numbers
In tutes and labs, and between textbook covers
But always in my mind, I strip you of your clothes

It just takes one look, to get me into the mood, whoa


[Chorus]
You're Hot and you're so damn fine
Thanks for the mammaries, 
Even though you don't like men
you look so good in a sweater
With a deep, low cut neckline,
Thanks for the mammaries, thanks for the mammaries; 
God you look so good in a sweater

[Chorus]
You're Hot and you're so damn fine (so damn hot, so damn fine), 
Thanks for the mammaries, 
Even though you don't like men
you look so good in a sweater
With a deep, low, plunging neckline, (low and tight, deep neckline), 
Thanks for the mammaries, thanks for the mammaries; 
God you look so good in a sweater

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