Most people will recognise this from the Carlton Big Ad. There is actually an extra bit at the beginning not in the ad that I wrote lyrics for. We can cut them out if we needed to. I've got two versions, one for if we use it on stage and one for using it as a promo for the show. We could spoof the ad by running down Eastern Avenue in our revue shirts or something. Original Lyrics: (O For-tu-na ve-lut lu-na sta-tu va-ri-a-bi-lis) It's a big ad! Very big ad! It's a big ad we're in! It's a big ad! My God it's big! Can't believe how big it is! It's a big ad! For Carlton Draught It's just so freaking HUGE! It's a big ad! Expensive ad! This ad better sell some bloooooooooody beer! Original Lyrics: (O For-tu-na ve-lut lu-na sta-tu va-ri-a-bi-lis) It's a big ad! Very big ad! It's a big ad we're in! It's a big ad! My God it's big! Can't believe how big it is! It's a big ad! For Carlton Draught It's just so freaking HUGE! It's a big ad! Expensive ad! This ad better sell some bloooooooooody beer! | Stage Version: Oh Audience please do listen and turn off your mobile phones It's a revue! A big revue! A big revue we're in! A nerd revue! Science revue! A great big nerdy show! with student jokes! And Science jokes! And of course nudity! It's a revue! For charity! This show better raise some bloooooooody dough! Video Ad version: (Oh campus please do listen and come buy tickets to our show) It's a revue A big revue! A big revue we're in! A nerd revue! Science revue! A great big nerdy show! It's undergrad! In a good way! All profits are donated! It's costs fifteen with access twelve So come buy from outside maaaaaaaaaaning now! |