| (Written as a possible ending to the Third Sketch where Gordon Brown enters to chastise Harry as the others wrap up.) Original Lyrics I'm gonna be a mighty king, so enemies beware! | New Lyrics HARRY: I'm gonna be a mighty king, so enemies beware! GORDON: I've never seen a king of men GORDON: Who called himself Führer HARRY: I'm gonna be the main event HARRY: Like no king was before HARRY: I'm brushing up on wearing crowns HARRY: I'm gonna be hardcore GORDON: I can't believe you are wearing that thing HARRY: Oh, I just can't wait to be king! HARRY: No one saying do this GORDON: Now when I said that-- CURIOUS: No one saying be there GORDON: What I meant was-- HARRY: No one saying stop that GORDON: What you don't realize-- BOTH: No one saying see here GORDON: Now see here! HARRY: Free to run around all day GORDON: You do that now! HARRY: Free to do it all my way! GORDON: I think it's time that you and I GORDON: Had a chat with Grandma CURIOUS: Try it if you'd like CURIOUS: But you aren't going to get far GORDON: If this is where the monarchy is headed GORDON: Count me out GORDON: Out of service, out of Parliament GORDON: I wouldn't hang about GORDON: This plot is getting wildly out of wing HARRY: Oh, I just can't wait to be king! HARRY: Everybody look left CURIOUS: Everybody look right HARRY: Everywhere you look I'm-- BOTH: Standing in the spotlight GORDON: Tabloids don't count! CHORUS: Let every Nazi go for broke and sing CHORUS: Let's see it in papers and on TV CHORUS: It's gonna be King Harry's finest fling HARRY: Oh, I just can't wait to be king! CURIOUS: Oh, he just can't wait to be king! HARRY: Oh, I just can't wait... CURIOUS: Just can't wait ALL: To be king! |
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