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Doctor Freud (Doctor Worm - They Might be Giants)

Origninal lyrics
 
They call me Doctor Worm
 
Good morning, how are you?  I'm Doctor Worm

I'm interested in things

I'm not a real doctor but I

Am a real worm

I am an actual worm

I live like a worm

I like to play the drums

I think I'm getting good but I can handle criticism

I'll show you what I know and you can

Tell me if you think I'm getting better on the drums

I'll leave the front unlocked 'cause I can't

Hear the doorbell

When I get into it

I can't tell if you are

Watching me twirling the stick

When I give the signal, my friend

Rab Bible will play the solo

Someday somebody else besides me will

Call me by my stage name, they will

Call me Doctor Worm

Good morning, how are you? I'm Doctor Worm

I'm interested in things

 

I'm not a real doctor but I

Am a real worm

I am an actual worm

I live like a worm

And I like to play the drums

I think I'm getting good but I can handle criticism

I'll show you what I know and you can

Tell me if you think I'm getting better on the drums

I'm not a real doctor but they call me Doctor Worm


New Lyrics
 
They Call me Doctor Freud

 

Guten tag, how are you? I’m Doctor Freud.

 

I’m interested in sex

 

I’m not a real doctor but

 

I’m a psychoanalyst,

 

And a psychiatrist

 

I love the unconscious

 

I like to analyze

 

I think I’m really good but science has its criticisms

 

Just tell me all your dreams and I will

 

Tell you if I think that you are in love with your mum

 

Or nervous that your father’s going to

 

cut your balls off

 

When I get into id

 

I pull up all your

 

Repressed memories, and sexual stages

 

When I give the signal you will

 

Go into a hypnotic trance

 

Someday everyone will thank me

 

For unlocking their unconscious

 

“They call you Doctor Freud                          (this part is a patient singing)

 

Good morning how are you, Oh Doctor Freud

 

Please help me through this thing
 

Your not a real doctor but I

Really love my mum

I think she is so very yum

I visualize her bum”

I know what stage your in                             (Back to Freud singing)

It’s sort of anal, quasi phallic - let the therapy begin

I’ll resolve your Oedipus complex and you will

Never want to ever stick your bratwurst in your mum

I’m not a real doctor, but they call me Doctor Freud

 

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