Origninal lyrics
They call me Doctor Worm
Good morning, how are you? I'm Doctor Worm
I'm interested in things I'm not a real doctor but I Am a real worm I am an actual worm I live like a worm I like to play the drums I think I'm getting good but I can handle criticism I'll show you what I know and you can Tell me if you think I'm getting better on the drums I'll leave the front unlocked 'cause I can't Hear the doorbell When I get into it I can't tell if you are Watching me twirling the stick When I give the signal, my friend Rab Bible will play the solo Someday somebody else besides me will Call me by my stage name, they will Call me Doctor Worm Good morning, how are you? I'm Doctor Worm I'm interested in things
I'm not a real doctor but I Am a real worm I am an actual worm I live like a worm And I like to play the drums I think I'm getting good but I can handle criticism I'll show you what I know and you can Tell me if you think I'm getting better on the drums I'm not a real doctor but they call me Doctor Worm | New Lyrics
They Call me Doctor Freud
Guten tag, how are you? I’m Doctor Freud.
I’m interested in sex
I’m not a real doctor but
I’m a psychoanalyst,
And a psychiatrist
I love the unconscious
I like to analyze
I think I’m really good but science has its criticisms
Just tell me all your dreams and I will
Tell you if I think that you are in love with your mum
Or nervous that your father’s going to
cut your balls off
When I get into id
I pull up all your
Repressed memories, and sexual stages
When I give the signal you will
Go into a hypnotic trance
Someday everyone will thank me
For unlocking their unconscious
“They call you Doctor Freud (this part is a patient singing)
Good morning how are you, Oh Doctor Freud
Please help me through this thing
Your not a real doctor but I Really love my mum I think she is so very yum I visualize her bum” I know what stage your in (Back to Freud singing) It’s sort of anal, quasi phallic - let the therapy begin I’ll resolve your Oedipus complex and you will Never want to ever stick your bratwurst in your mum I’m not a real doctor, but they call me Doctor Freud
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