I'm interested in things

I'm not a real doctor but I

Am a real worm

I am an actual worm

I live like a worm

I like to play the drums

I think I'm getting good but I can handle criticism

I'll show you what I know and you can

Tell me if you think I'm getting better on the drums

I'll leave the front unlocked 'cause I can't

Hear the doorbell

When I get into it

I can't tell if you are

Watching me twirling the stick

When I give the signal, my friend

Rab Bible will play the solo

Someday somebody else besides me will

Call me by my stage name, they will

Call me Doctor Worm

Good morning, how are you? I'm Doctor Worm

Guten tag, how are you? I’m Doctor Freud.

I’m interested in sex

I’m not a real doctor but

I’m a psychoanalyst,

And a psychiatrist

I love the unconscious

I like to analyze

I think I’m really good but science has its criticisms

Just tell me all your dreams and I will

Tell you if I think that you are in love with your mum

Or nervous that your father’s going to

cut your balls off

When I get into id

I pull up all your

Repressed memories, and sexual stages

When I give the signal you will

Go into a hypnotic trance

Someday everyone will thank me

For unlocking their unconscious

“They call you Doctor Freud                          (this part is a patient singing)

Good morning how are you, Oh Doctor Freud