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Do It With Bernoulli

OK i was thinking of doing this song but like replacing it with mathematicians or scientists. It could work if there is like a maths question on the wall of some tomb or arc or whatever and then they break out into song, thinking about which mathematician they are gonna use to solve the puzzle or whatever. Also it is really fun to play.


 The original lyrics are

You know Christina's got the body
She really likes to spin and twirl
But when she's flirting with the camera
You know she's just a little girl

Now Pink is cute but still a baby
And she talks with attitude
She has some spunks for a young lady
But what I'd really like to do

I'd rather do it with Madonna
She's what a woman's supposed to be
Oh Madonna won't you do it with me?

When Britney sings it sounds amazing
I like her belly and her butt
But how would you like to be with her?
She's always hanging with her mum.
 
I'd rather do it with Madonna
She's what a woman's supposed to be
The only girl I'll ever need
Madonna do it with me
I'd rather do it with Madonna
She's really got me on my knees
The only girl I'll ever need
Madonna, do it with me
Oh Madonna Ooooo Ooooo Oooooo Madonna

I'd really like to be with Kylie
I think she's really really hott
I wonder if I could get Kylie
To wanna do it with Madonna

I'd rather do it with Madonna
She's really got me on my knees
Oh Madonna won't you do it with me?
I'd rather do it with Madonna
She's what a woman's supposed to be
Oh Madonna come and do it with me
I'd rather do it with Madonna
She's really got me
Have you seen that film clip where she's wearing the cowboy hat and she's kicking the dirt
I wanna do it with
Oooo Madonna [till fade]

The new lyrics

You know Euler's got the constant
It goes 2.7182
But when he tries a hard puzzle
You know he's got no freaking clue
 
Now Newton's laws are like gravy
They go with everything but the big bang soup
He even discovered gravity
But what i'd really like to do...
 
I'd rather do it with Bernoulli
He's what a genius is meant to be
Oh Bernoulli won't you do it with me?
 
When Henderson derives its amazing
I like his demeanor and his sum
But how would you like to be with him?
He's always hanging with his mum.
 
I'd rather do it with Bernoulli
He's what a genius is meant to be
The only whiz i'll ever need
Bernoulli do it with me
I'd rather do it with Bernoulli
He's really got me on my knees
The only whiz I'll ever need
Bernoulli, do it with me
Oh Bernoulli Ooooo Ooooo Oooooo Bernoulli
 
I'd really like to be with Cauchy
I think He's really really smart
I wonder if I could get Cauchy
To wanna do it with Bernoulli
 
I'd rather do it with Bernoulli
He's really got me on my knees
Oh Bernoulli won't you do it with me?
I'd rather do it with Bernoulli
He's what a genius is meant to be
Oh Bernoulli come and do it with me
I'd rather do it with Bernoulli
He's really got me
Have you seen that proof where he's doing that integral and he's differentiating that curl
I wanna do it with
Ooooo Bernoulli [till fade]

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Josh Pearse,
Jul 9, 2008, 6:21 AM
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