H: Harry G: General P: Professor Exposition C: Chorus N: Nazis
(Chorus can be divided into solos or sung as a group, or whatever)
Two steps to get the crown Two guys I’m gonna have to cut ’em down
C: Will and Charles? H: One way, to get the power One way to take the throne G: *aside*This guy makes me want to work alone Yes sir! *salutes* Well said! P: *wakes up* Bastard! H: You’re dead! P: Although I may be wise Harry has no use for my life
I can take a hint, gotta face the facts
You only really need my plan!
Damn! *lies back down*
C: He will take the arc and then the power
All he want’s to do is rule the world I blame mum and dad they spoiled him rotten! H: Lots of waterslides, helicopter rides Tell you all about it when I’ve got the crown! Harry the nazi! Good a king as you’re ev'r likely to see He’s gonna take over the world His plans already unfurled With smaller ears than Charles! It’s Prince Harry! He’s built seventy-five homes for orphans Army tanks he has driven thirteen! (ooh!) When he goes to an upper class party Grabs all the chicks Then has a drink Dressed as a proper nazi (music should fade and transition nicely here) G: I could build you a world Spread your reign past your borders Tell me Harry, now why should you not be the first in line? I do not tell a lie
I will not steal your thunder
leave your new reign asunder I will be there by your side
In a whole new world
A brand new aristocracy
Go out and tell them no, And where to go! H: Would that not be demeaning? G: Its your whole new world! (H: As the king I will rise)
G: No need to stress about the plebs.
(H: I don't think this gets better)
G: Your will is yours alone,
Once you have the throne, We’ll use his plan to make this world anew (gestures to Prof) G: A whole new world H: My whole new world
G: It's you and me H: ...Just me H&G: The plans in place There’ll be no trace The king is H: ME! G: You only got one thousand blue eyed men
Gonna need three thousand more
H: But General I'm real tough cause in my den
I've got some real esprit de corps
I got some fighters in my corner now
Some heavy ammunition for my krauts
I got some punch, pizzazz, yahoo and how See all I gotta do is give a shout
And they'll say
S: Mister Prince Harry, sir
What will your pleasure be?
We will take your orders
Then the crown
You ain't gonna lose with this army
No no no
The world's your oyster now
It's yours complet-a-ly
H: I just holler what it is I want
I ain't gonna lose with this army
H: Can your men do this? (dancers do trick)
Can your men do that? (dancers do trick)
Can your men go fight, and knock 'em flat?
Can your men go, BOOM?
I think it's clear
My men can win the battle, N: SCISSOR KICK!
G: Now Harry just you listen here
G: Well don't just sit there making up your mind you got the weapon and it's in your lair, you'd regret it if you hadn't tried, G: to get the arc, H: Its too big! G: Yeah! G: It’s got the power to lift you up! H: Gosh those French, they're really in the knowG: And to let that awesome power out All you gotta do is shrink it down-and oh C: My dear Prince Harry, sir, what happens to the Queen?
H: Well lets just say, she'd better pray You will never have a King, never have a King You will never have a King, never have a King You will never have a King like- C: him! him! him! him! (various cast point and say) H: You will never have a King like me! | One swing ahead of the sword I steal only what I can't afford (That's Everything!) One jump ahead of the lawmen That's all, and that's no joke These guys don't appreciate I'm broke [Crowd:] Riffraff! Street rat! Soundrel! Take that! [Aladdin:] Just a little snack, guys [Crowd:] Rip him open, take it back, guys [Aladdin:] I can take a hint, gotta face the facts You're my only friend, Abu! [Crowd:] Who? [Girls:] Oh its sad Aladdin's hit the bottom
He's become a a one-man rise in crime I'd blame parents except he hasn't got 'em [Aladdin:] Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat Tell you all about it when I got the time! Ali Ababwa Strong as ten regular men, definitely! He faced the galloping hordes A hundred bad guys with swords Who sent those goons to their lords? Why, Prince Ali He's got seventy-five golden camels Purple peacocks He's got fifty-three When it comes to exotic-type mammals Has he got a zoo? I'm telling you, it's a world-class menagerie!
Shining, shimmering, splendid Tell me, princess, now when did you last let your heart decide?
I can open your eyes Take you wonder by wonder Over, sideways and under On a magic carpet ride A whole new world A new fantastic point of view No one to tell us no Or where to go Or say we're only dreaming A whole new world
(Every turn a surprise) With new horizons to pursue (Every moment red-letter) I'll chase them anywhere There's time to spareLet me share this whole new world with you A whole new world A whole new world That's where we'll be That's where we'll be
A thrilling chase A wondrous place For you and me Scheherezad-ie had a thousand tales But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeves You got a brand of magic never fails You got some power in your corner now Some heavy ammunition in your camp You got some punch, pizzazz, yahoo and how See all you gotta do is rub that lamp And I'll say Mister Aladdin, sir What will your pleasure be? Let me take your order Jot it down You ain't never had a friend like me No no no Life is your restaurant And I'm your maitre d' C'mon whisper what it is you want You ain't never had a friend like me Can your friends do this? Do your friends do that? Do your friends pull this out their little hat? Can your friends go, poof? Well, looky here Can your friends go, Abracadabra, let 'er rip And then make the sucker disappear? I'm here to answer all your midday prayers You got me bona fide, certified You got a genie for your chare d'affaires I got a powerful urge to help you out So what-cha wish? I really wanna know You got a list that's three miles long, no doubt Well, all you gotta do is rub like so - and oh I'm on the job, you big nabob You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend You ain't never had a friend like me ...... You ain't never had a friend like me, hah! |
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