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AlHarry Medley

H: Harry G: General P: Professor Exposition C: Chorus N: Nazis
(Chorus can be divided into solos or sung as a group, or whatever)

H: Two steps away from the throne line 
Two steps to get the crown 
Two guys I’m gonna have to cut ’em down 

C: Will and Charles? 

H: One way, to get the power 
One way to take the throne 

G: *aside*This guy makes me want to work alone 
Yes sir! *salutes* Well said! 

P: *wakes up* Bastard! 

H: You’re dead!

P: Although I may be wise
Harry has no use for my life
I can take a hint, gotta face the facts 
You only really need my plan!
Damn! *lies back down* 

C: He will take the arc and then the power 
All he want’s to do is rule the world 
I blame mum and dad they spoiled him rotten! 

H: Lots of waterslides, helicopter rides 
Tell you all about it when I’ve got the crown!

C: Prince Harry! Our Majesty! 
Harry the nazi! 
Good a king as you’re ev'r likely to see 
He’s gonna take over the world 
His plans already unfurled
With smaller ears than Charles! 
It’s Prince Harry! 

He’s built seventy-five homes for orphans 
Army tanks he has driven thirteen! (ooh!)
When he goes to an upper class party 
Grabs all the chicks 
Then has a drink 
Dressed as a proper nazi

(music should fade and transition nicely here)

G: I could build you a world 
Spread your reign past your borders
Tell me Harry, 
now why should you not be the first in line?
I do not tell a lie
I will not steal your thunder
leave your new reign asunder
I will be there by your side

In a whole new world 
A brand new aristocracy 
Go out and tell them no, 
And where to go! 

H: Would that not be demeaning? 

G: Its your whole new world! 
(H: As the king I will rise)
G: No need to stress about the plebs. 
(H: I don't think this gets better)

G: Your will is yours alone, 
Once you have the throne, 
We’ll use his plan to make this world anew (gestures to Prof)

G: A whole new world
H: My whole new world
G: It's you and me
H: ...Just me
H&G: The plans in place 
There’ll be no trace 
The king is  H: ME!

G: You only got one thousand blue eyed men
Gonna need three thousand more

H: But General I'm real tough cause in my den
I've got some real esprit de corps
I got some fighters in my corner now
Some heavy ammunition for my krauts
I got some punch, pizzazz, yahoo and how
See all I gotta do is give a shout
And they'll say

S: Mister Prince Harry, sir
What will your pleasure be?
We will take your orders                       
Then the crown
You ain't gonna lose with this army
No no no

The world's your oyster now
It's yours complet-a-ly

H: I just holler what it is I want
I ain't gonna lose with this army

H: Can your men do this? (dancers do trick)
Can your men do that? (dancers do trick)
Can your men go fight, and knock 'em flat?
Can your men go, BOOM?
I think it's clear
My men can win the battle, N: SCISSOR KICK!

G: Now Harry just you listen here

G: Well don't just sit there making up your mind
 you got the weapon and it's in your lair,
you'd regret it if you hadn't tried,
G: to get the arc, H: Its too big! G: Yeah!
G: It’s got the power to lift you up! 
H: Gosh those French, they're really in the know
G: And to let that awesome power out
All you gotta do is shrink it down-and oh

C: My dear Prince Harry, sir, what happens to the Queen?
H: Well lets just say, she'd better pray
You will never have a King, never have a King
You will never have a King, never have a King
You will never have a King like-
C: him! him! him! him! (various cast point and say)
H: You will never have a King like me!



[Aladdin:]One jump ahead of the breadline
One swing ahead of the sword
I steal only what I can't afford

(That's Everything!)

One jump ahead of the lawmen
That's all, and that's no joke
These guys don't appreciate I'm broke

[Crowd:] Riffraff! Street rat! 

Soundrel! 

Take that!

[Aladdin:] Just a little snack, guys
[Crowd:] Rip him open, take it back, guys
[Aladdin:] I can take a hint, gotta face the facts
You're my only friend, Abu!
[Crowd:] Who?

[Girls:] Oh its sad Aladdin's hit the bottom
He's become a a one-man rise in crime
I'd blame parents except he hasn't got 'em

[Aladdin:] Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat
Tell you all about it when I got the time!

Prince Ali! Mighty is he!
Ali Ababwa
Strong as ten regular men, definitely!
He faced the galloping hordes
A hundred bad guys with swords
Who sent those goons to their lords?
Why, Prince Ali

He's got seventy-five golden camels
Purple peacocks He's got fifty-three
When it comes to exotic-type mammals
Has he got a zoo?
I'm telling you,
it's a world-class menagerie!



I can show you the world
Shining, shimmering, splendid
Tell me, princess,
now when did you last let your heart decide?
I can open your eyes
Take you wonder by wonder
Over, sideways and under
On a magic carpet ride

A whole new world
A new fantastic point of view
No one to tell us no
Or where to go

Or say we're only dreaming

A whole new world
(Every turn a surprise)
With new horizons to pursue
(Every moment red-letter)

I'll chase them anywhere
There's time to spare
Let me share this whole new world with you

A whole new world
A whole new world
That's where we'll be
That's where we'll be
A thrilling chase
A wondrous place
For you and me

Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves
Scheherezad-ie had a thousand tales

But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeves
You got a brand of magic never fails
You got some power in your corner now
Some heavy ammunition in your camp
You got some punch, pizzazz, yahoo and how
See all you gotta do is rub that lamp
And I'll say

Mister Aladdin, sir
What will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order
Jot it down
You ain't never had a friend like me
No no no

Life is your restaurant
And I'm your maitre d'

C'mon whisper what it is you want
You ain't never had a friend like me

Can your friends do this?
Do your friends do that?
Do your friends pull this out their little hat?
Can your friends go, poof?
Well, looky here
Can your friends go, Abracadabra, let 'er rip

And then make the sucker disappear?

So doncha sit there slack jawed, buggy eyed
I'm here to answer all your midday prayers
You got me bona fide, certified
You got a genie for your chare d'affaires
I got a powerful urge to help you out
So what-cha wish? I really wanna know
You got a list that's three miles long, no doubt
Well, all you gotta do is rub like so - and oh

Mister Aladdin, sir, have a wish or two or three
I'm on the job, you big nabob
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
You ain't never had a friend like me
......
You ain't never had a friend like me, hah!
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