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Violent Humour

A is a clown, attempting to entertain B and C but failing miserably

A: I'm funny, I swear.

B: No, that makes you rude.

C: And obnoxious.

A: And aren't those things funny?

B: No, not really, see – watch this

B shoots C

C: What the hell... why? (dies)

B: See... Funny.

A: No, I'm pretty sure that's just violent.

B: Oh. Hmm...

Awkward silence. B then shoots A. looks imploringly at audience

B: Funny?

Lights down