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Say Cheese

Photographer: Ok, say cheese.

 

Person: What kind of cheese?

 

Photographer: Just say the word ‘cheese’.

 

Person: What for?

 

Photographer: It will make you smile.

 

Person: I don’t like cheese.

 

Photographer: It isn’t the point, you just say the word.

 

Person: And it will make me smile?

 

Photographer: Yes.

 

Person: We’ll see.

 

Photographer: Ok, so say cheese….

 

Person: Cheese.

 

Photographer: What are you doing?

 

Person: I said cheese, just like you said.

 

Photographer: But what are you doing with your face?

 

Person: I’m trying not to smile.

 

Photographer: Well why are you doing that?

 

Person: You said it would MAKE me smile.

 

Photographer: And?

 

Person: And I’m showing you different.

 

Photographer: Why?

 

Person: I don’t like being made to do things.

 

Photographer: Listen, I’m just trying to take your photo. You don’t HAVE to say anything if you don’t want to, just smile for the camera.

 

Person: Ok.

Photographer: Good, so smiling now…

 

Click

 

Photographer: There that was easy.

 

Person: I’m sorry?

 

Photographer: In the end, that was easy.

 

Person: No it wasn’t, that took ages.

 

 

 

 

 

The End, maybe.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Written by Matt

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