Photographer: Ok, say cheese.

Person: What kind of cheese?

Photographer: Just say the word ‘cheese’.

Person: What for?

Photographer: It will make you smile.

Person: I don’t like cheese.

Photographer: It isn’t the point, you just say the word.

Person: And it will make me smile?

Photographer: Yes.

Person: We’ll see.

Photographer: Ok, so say cheese….

Person: Cheese.

Photographer: What are you doing?

Person: I said cheese, just like you said.

Photographer: But what are you doing with your face?

Person: I’m trying not to smile.

Photographer: Well why are you doing that?

Person: You said it would MAKE me smile.

Photographer: And?

Person: And I’m showing you different.

Photographer: Why?

Person: I don’t like being made to do things.

Photographer: Listen, I’m just trying to take your photo. You don’t HAVE to say anything if you don’t want to, just smile for the camera.

Person: Ok.

Photographer: Good, so smiling now…

Click

Photographer: There that was easy.

Person: I’m sorry?

Photographer: In the end, that was easy.

Person: No it wasn’t, that took ages.

The End, maybe.

Written by Matt