Photographer: Ok, say cheese. Person: What kind of cheese? Photographer: Just say the word ‘cheese’. Person: What for? Photographer: It will make you smile. Person: I don’t like cheese. Photographer: It isn’t the point, you just say the word. Person: And it will make me smile? Photographer: Yes. Person: We’ll see. Photographer: Ok, so say cheese…. Person: Cheese. Photographer: What are you doing? Person: I said cheese, just like you said. Photographer: But what are you doing with your face? Person: I’m trying not to smile. Photographer: Well why are you doing that? Person: You said it would MAKE me smile. Photographer: And? Person: And I’m showing you different. Photographer: Why? Person: I don’t like being made to do things. Photographer: Listen, I’m just trying to take your photo. You don’t HAVE to say anything if you don’t want to, just smile for the camera. Person: Ok. Photographer: Good, so smiling now… Click Photographer: There that was easy. Person: I’m sorry? Photographer: In the end, that was easy. Person: No it wasn’t, that took ages. The End, maybe. Written by Matt |