Man stands idle as a woman walks past

Man: Hey baby, nice tits. I give them a B+.

Woman: How dare you rate me! You pig!

Woman continues walking

Man: Your ass gets an A-.

Woman: If you rate me one more time I’ll yell Rate.

Man: Legs. C-

Woman: Rate! Rate!

Woman pulls out a Rate whistle and blows on it

Woman: Rate!

People bound in to intervene

OtherM: What’s going on here!

Woman: He tried to Rate me!

OtherF: Oh my god!

OtherM: Did he hurt you?

Woman: Just my feelings, and my self esteem.

Man: Self esteem? You got an A- for your ass.

pause

OtherM: Really? An A-?

Man: You don’t think so?

OtherM: Well from certain angles it’s more of a B+.

Woman: For goodness sake!

OtherF: What the hell are you doing!

OtherM: What? Sorry, honey! I just couldn’t help myself.

OtherF: Right, well what am I then?

OtherM: Excuse me?

OtherF: You rated her, you can rate me. Go on then, what am I?

Man: C-

OtherF: You shut up!

OtherM: This is a trap, though. I can’t possibly rate you.

OtherF: And why the hell not?

OtherM: Cause….honey….she’s hotter than you.

Woman: It’s because it’s demeaning you jackass. You can’t just rate women! How would you like it? How would you like it if I called you an E-?

OtherM: Well…I guess I’d still think she was hotter than you.

The End, possibly.

Written by Matt