This is a very very rough version of what was discussed at camp, I've done this from memory, so please forgive the mistakes
Edit: It was Harry, not William who dressed up as a Nazi
- arc de triumph (sp?) has gone missing
Indy is put on the case
goes to Paris, finds plucky
sidekick, young enough to be his daughter
Goes to Mount Vesuvius
Finds out the baddy who stole the
arc is Prince Harry in a Nazi costume
PH needs the arc to complete Stone
Henge which will then get rid of the Magna Carta (fuck knows how) - (Stonehenge is the ancient source of the royal family's power. The Magna Carta was created to curb it's power, and crippled stonehenge. restoring stonehenge destroys the magna carta)
Plucky Sidekick: Will that work?
Indy and PH: Of course, don't you
understand science?!
the arc has to be shrunk first,
hence the volcano “you know how you shrink plastic bottles by
putting them in hot water? Same principle.”
Sticking arc in volcano
destabilises it
U2 volcano medley
PH escapes with arc
Indy and sidekick are trapped
End of act One, nothing is heard
about Indy until very end of second act
Indy and sidekick get out of
fridge
Indy: Well, that was straight
forward
They go to stone henge
They somehow stop PH
Indy permanently changes the
radius of Stone Henge so this can't happen again (by recalibrating it, long stick etc like raiders of the lost arc)
The arc is put in a museum,
possibly Nicholson .....
profit!
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