(Enter GENERAL and 2 GUARDS restraining INDIANA and PETIT MIAM)
GENERAL: Your Majesty ... HARRY: Ah hmm GENERAL: (sarcastic) Heil Harry. (Normal) These two guards caught these two snooping HARRY: Well done Sargent Expendable, Lieutenant... (Looks at the second guard confused) (Pause) GUARD: Forgettable, sir HARRY: Ah, yes. that's it. Tie them up (GUARDS tie INDIANA and PETIT MIAM to chairs) HARRY: Ah, Dr. Jones. Oh yes, I know who you are, your reputation precedes you. What do you think of my lair? INDIANA: I'm pretty impressed. Not enough villains are hiding out in volcanoes these days, but is this how you normally treat your guests, Harry? HARRY: Of course not! You’ve still got your clothes on! How did you find me? INDIANA: Years of studying the relics of Pompeii have taught me the unique structure of the dust of Mt. Vesuvius. You really shouldn't have chosen such a famous volcano. HARRY: Ah, I'll remember that for next time. I assume you heard my plans? INDIANA: We did, I always suspected Stonehenge housed a powerful weapon. HARRY: Yes it's a shame it's been broken for so long. It's been disabled since the Magna Carta was signed. I discovered the secrets one night in the Conservatory. Mr Green had just left holding a candlestick... Look, that's not really important now is it INDIANA: There's just one thing I don't understand. The Arc is way too big to replace the missing bit of Stonehenge. GENERAL: Oh, we're shrinking it in the lava. PETIT MIAM: Really, How does that work? GENERAL: Like a soft drink bottle in boiling water. PETIT MIAM: What, that doesn't even make sense? HARRY, GENERAL, INDIANA: What, don't you know science? HARRY: Anyway, it's been a pleasure Indiana. I hope you enjoy your demise. INDIANA: Excuse me? HARRY: According to these plans, the volcano will explode shortly after I finish shrinking the Arc. SIDEKICK: But we'll be killed. GENERAL: (Menacingly) Exactly. HARRY: (Jovial) Enjoy! (HARRY skips off, GENERAL Marches behind with the two GUARDS. Lights fate to red and a rumble is heard. INDIANA and SIDEKICK PETIT: oh Harry, what are we going to do? INDIANA: I don't know, why don't you try to think of something for once? PETIT: I surrender! (waves white handkerchief) INDIANA: Something better! (Possibly a "quick, struggle harder" line) are struggling as the lights go out and as an eruption is heard) (Barbershop Quartet "Is he really going to die in there?") |