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Mobile Phone Warning

Voiceover: We ask that you turn off your mobile phones during the performance, as it may interfere with our audio equipment. Silent is not enough - off! Even if you have the Indiana Jones Ringtone.

Indiana Jones Ringtone plays [midi-style]

Voiceover: Ok, that was actually pretty cool. You, you can leave your phone on. Everyone else, off.

Indiana Jones Ringtone plays again.

Voiceover: Ohh yeah. [ala Quagmire]