| Two guys sitting on stage on stage (completely black background and floor), one is playing a game boy... (pause for a while) A: YES!... My Charmander evolved! B: Your what did what? A: My Charmander! it evolved! B: Your what? A: My Charmander... it evolved... On level 16! B: Is (pronouncing it wrong) Charmanda a group of animals A: No, its just one. It evolved on level 16! And it learnt flamethrower! B: There were 16 generations? A: oblivious to previous statement it won the battle, gained 2500 experience points, and it EVOLVED! B: Individual creatures can't evolve like that A: Yes he did, he's got bigger claws and everything and he learnt flamethrower! B: Thats NOT how evolution works A: Sure it does, look! he's got CLAWS! Gestures clawed hand at B B:Evolution takes millions of years. It works through mechanisms of natural selection, those that are fittest survive to pass on their genet... cut off by A A:still oblivious to B's annoyance. Its stronger, looks cooler and has better moves! Like flamethrower! B: IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY! A: I don't have time for this, I have a date with a Pickachu........ to burn............ with FLAMETHROWER!!! leaves C: walks onstage holding a green mushroom (in Italian accent) I found a green mushroom! Extra life! A: You found a what? blackout |
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