To the tune "I don't want to live on the moon" Sung by Ernie on Sesame St. (Yeah, I was doing educational research....*Cough*
Did Armstrong visit the moon On a rocket high in the air Or did the government play us for fools With a movie set they built somewhere Did he get to look down at the earth from above Or did the director just yell scream and shove The conspiracists like it, just watch them all swoon If you ask “did he visit the moon.” Did Buzz Aldrin get to fly Millions of miles up above Did he really cross the night sky To get from millions of people their love I would like to believe it, but the skeptics all say That the government just want the taxpayers to pay For their hyped up old budget, their financial boon, And believe that they’ve been to the moon. I wish I could go back to sixty nine, Watch as the rocket crossed o’er the line Between earth and forever then I’d know for sure That there’s more to this than just folklore So did Armstrong visit the moon In a rocketship launched in the air Or did the government think us a baboon With their financial slackness to bear…. |