Call Yourself Premise: Being able to call yourself. Joke: Calling your own phone is/leads to impossible things.
Sam: Have you ever called your own phone? Sonia: No. Sam: I've always wondered what would happen. Sonia: Let's find out! (Sam pulls out his phone, and dials his own number.) Sam: It's ringing. Sam #2: Hello? Sam #1: Hi, is this Sam? Sam #2: Yes. Wait is this me calling? Sam #1: Yeah. It's you. (to Sonia) It's me! This is incredible! (ring ring) Hold on Sam, I've got a call on the other line. (Answers) Hello, Sam speaking. Sam #3: Sam, it's me, you. Sam #1: Hey me! It's you. (to Sonia) It's me again. (to Sam) Are you the Sam I have on hold? Sam #3: No, I'm future you. Sam #1: Cool. So is Sam on hold past me? Sam #3: Yes. From an alternate universe. Sam #1: How do you know? Sam #1: I'll go with it. One second, I've got a call on the other line. Sam #3: NO DON'T PUT ME ON HOLD YOUR IN GRAVE-! Sam #4: Hello? Sam #1: Is this Sam? Sam #4: How did you know! [Sonia gets on the phone, there's another Sonia] [One of the Sams appears beside Sam] [Sam receives a call and it's just an echo] [??: I'm gonna murder you. Sam #1: What?? ??: Just kidding, it's Sam. Sam #1: You had me. One sec, got another call.] [more jokes] Possible endings: 1) Escalate and resolve logically = get back to reality = we see an emotional reaction as the phone runs out of power 2) Escalate, reach ridiculous point,
end it = all enter the same room and a battle royale 3) Reversal = he was the one that was getting called or didn't exist
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