Lights on THE PROCLAIMERS. I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles) starts to play.

PROCLAIMER #1: (singing)
When I wake up yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next to you
When I go out yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you

PROCLAIMER #2: (singing)
If I get drunk yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who gets drunk next to you
And if I haver yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's havering to you

BOTH: (singing)
But I would walk 500 miles

PROCLAIMER #1: But that’s it. I’m not walking the 1000 miles at your door. You can walk 500 miles as well. You can meet me half way because RELATIONSHIPS ARE ABOUT COMPROMISE, JANET.

 Lights Down.