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Voiceovers List

To distract the audience from our backstage crew switching sets, we usually have someone saying funny lines over the speakers. These are voice-overs! They're short bits like "Probability theory: it's a safe bet" or "Sigmund Freud's first attempt at stand-up comedy: 'Hi guys, great to be here, so, like, what's the deal with airline penis?'".

If you think of one, put it up here!

  • Science Revue presents: Moose Code, the sequel to Morse Code. "Moooose. Moooooose. Moose moose moose. Moooooooooooooooose."
  • Transmormans, Latter day saints in disguise.
  • Houston: She had a problem.
  • The final words of Jimmy Stegosaurus; "Ohh look Daddy, a shooting star!"
  • Coming this fall, from the makers of "Babe" and "Babe II: Pig in the City", comes..."Bacon".
  • Beards: They grow on you.
  • You take the blue pill, the story ends you wake up in your bed and believe what ever you want. You take the red pill, you stay in wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit hol...no what are you doing...no don't take both the pills...no no not again no stop it no no no NOoooo<Sound from blue screen of death comes up/Sound of when you mash too many keys together on a windows computer>
  • Hello, I'm the octopus.  Some of you might be thinking that i'm a grouchy old fellow.  Well you'd be right!  STAY OUT OF MY GARDEN!
  • "Oh no! I've lost my electron!" "Are you sure?" "I'm really sure!"
  • A neutron orders a drink. The batman tells him "that'll be 5.60". The neutron replies "but for me, there's never a charge!" The batman drags the neutron outside and beats him for stealing drinks.
  • "I'M SICK OF YOU TELLING ME WHAT TO DO!" said the Balrog.
  • "Why was 6 scared? Because 7 ate 9 after an intense hallucinogenic episode. 7 is now no longer allowed at Sunday School."
  • "Good evening passengers, this is your captain speaking. We regret to inform you that due to a leakage incident, the restrooms will be out of order for the remainder of this flight. As an apology for this, the staff will be serving complimentary prune juice for the remainder of this flight"
  • "Where is wally? ... WHY is wally... What are you doing with your life man."
  • They're lean, they're mean, they're known to paint things green: Teenage Mutant Ninja Renaissance Artists!"
  • When is a door not a door? When it's left slightly open.
  • Two elephants and a cymbal fall off a cliff. It was a terrible tragedy.
  • Introducing new King Trident condoms: keeps the crabs at bay.
  • Introducing new Four Seasonings condoms: now in spicy tuna flavour.
  • Introducing Mother Mary's Thrush ointment: douse your burning bush today.
  • Russian accent: But in Soviet Russia, when life gives you potatoes you make vodka!
  • This week Honi Soit reported on the opening of a new budget brothel on Parramatta Road, called "Come and Go" they've assured us that you're in for a penny, in for a pound.
  • V1: Starting next week on Channel 9 "Hot Sex Boat". V2: Are you seasick? V3: No, I'm lovesick.
  • Part werewolf, all pregnant. Fox presents: Teen Wolf Mom
  • The United States Congress: Putting the 'U-S' in Jesus!
  • "Sherlock, if we plot the location of these three deaths, they form... a triangle!" "Watson, any three points form a triangle." "Yeah, but... what does it mean?" "It means... they named 'triangle' correctly.
  • "DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD, which old witch THE WICKED WITCH" Larry-Guy
  • s guys guys, what the hell. <Music stops> 
  • Somebody has just died and we're singing and happy about it, (OPTIONAL-I mean this is a terrible day for the Munchkin parade/how the hell can we even call ourselves the Munchkin parade)
  • <awkward silence>
  • <in unison>
  • Shutup and eat your magic mushrooms Larry!
  • WHAT DO WE WANT?! Brainsss WHEN DO WE WANT IT?! Brainssss
  • <completely serious> Every year, 1 in 3 dogs goes whacko from schmackos. By donating just $1 you can make sure that dogs like Fido maintain a decent standard of mental health and composure. So this year on October 14th, say no to the lunacy, and make sure that dogs don't go whacko, don't go whacko, from schmackos.


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