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We've Got Immortality (One Direction Parody Music Video)

SYNOPSIS:  Ever wondered why the members of One Direction appear to be eerily young?  It’s because they’ve sold their soul to the devil in exchange for eternal youth.  Though they’re initially quite pleased with themselves and encourage others to do the same, they begin to regret their decision by the end of the song.

NOTES:
-Obviously, the singers’ accents should be skewed for the purposes of rhyming, especially for words at the end of lines
-I’m not sure how to indicate the breakdown of syllable on this doc; it might not be obvious for some lines. I can show someone in person if they’d like
-In the original song, there are two places where the end of one stanza overlaps the start of another.  I’ve asterisked those parts, but have still stuck to the original structure of the song
-I’ve changed some of the rhyming structure so that it all flows.  You’ll understand what I mean as you read it

-I’ve got more “video/screenplay-esque” ideas but I’m not sure how to write them in between the lyrics without making everything look messy. 

WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL
You're insecure
Don't know what for
You're turning heads when you walk through the door
Don't need make up
To cover up
Being the way that you are is enough

Everyone else in the room can see it
Everyone else but you

[Chorus]
Baby you light up my world like nobody else
The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed
But when you smile at the ground it aint hard to tell
You don't know
Oh Oh
You don't know you're beautiful

If only you saw what I can see
You'll understand why I want you so desperately
Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe
You don't know
Oh oh
You don't know you're beautiful
Oh oh
That what makes you beautiful

So c-come on
You got it wrong
To prove I'm right I put it in a song
I don't know why
You're being shy
And turn away when I look into your eyes

Everyone else in the room can see it
Everyone else but you

[Chorus]
Baby you light up my world like nobody else
The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed
But when you smile at the ground it aint hard to tell
You don't know
Oh oh
You don't know you're beautiful

If only you saw what I can see
You'll understand why I want you so desperately
Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe
You don't know


Oh oh
You don't know you're beautiful
Oh oh
That's what makes you beautiful


[Bridge]
Nana Nana Nana Nana
Nana Nana Nana Nana
Nana Nana Nana Nana










Baby you light up my world like nobody else
The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed
But when you smile at the ground it aint hard to tell



You don't know



Oh Oh
You don't know you're beautiful

[Chorus]
Baby you light up my world like nobody else
The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed
But when you smile at the ground it aint hard to tell
You don't know
Oh oh
You don't know you're beautiful

If only you saw what I can see
You'll understand why I want you so desperately
Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe
You don't know
Oh Oh
You don't know you're beautiful
Oh oh
You don't know you're beautiful
Oh oh
That's what makes you beautiful

 

WE'VE GOT IMMORTALITY
You see my face
You think I’m eight
Or you’re surprised to find out that I’m straight
But, I’ll let you in
The secret’s Him points to the ground
Just sell your soul to this dude called Sata-a-n

Everyone might tell you not to do it
But, what have you got to lose eyes dart sheepishly

[Chorus]
Baby it’s easy. You don’t ever have to die
Only four instalments of $14.95
And he’ll accepts any payment you can provide
Just like me
ee- ee
You’ll have immortality

Here’s an example for you to see
It has worked on Justin Bieber so excellently
Right now you’re looking at me and you can’t believe
It’s like Whoa!
Oh oh
You can’t tell I’m 93!
Oh oh
We’ve got immortality

*I don’t drink blood
Or hate the sun
Don’t you dare compare me to Edward Cullen
It’s not botox
Or a nose job
Who needs science when you’ve got connections

Come on, I can tell that you want to try it
Here’s all you have to do

[Chorus]
Baby so, if you never want to get older
Why don’t you ring-up our good ol’ pal Lucifer
We’ll be here living on earth for forever more
‘Cause you see
Ee-ee
We’ve got immortality

If you think all of this makes no sense
Check out my last invoice for my health insurance holds up invoice
Just guess the rate at which I pay my monthly fee
It’s zero camera zoom into the invoice to show the "$0.00" on the invoice. Include some flashy SFX

Oh oh
The perks of immortality
Oh oh
Immortal-fuckin’-tality!


[Bridge]
While singing same “Nananas"
 of the original song the video will cut to scenes of band members doing death defying things. Here are some examples:
-A band member drinks from a bottle marked poison, begins to twitch slightly, then gathers themself and gives a confident thumbs up and cheesy smile to the camera
-A band member jumps off a cliff, Camera stairs down the abyss watching as the bandmate falls further and further away. Then cameraman is tapped on the shoulder, camera turns around and sees the same person standing right in front of him
-A band member stabs themself, pretends to be in heaps of pain, screaming in agony (AT THIS POINT THE MUSIC CUTS AND ALL WE HEAR IS SCREAMS!).  Then the bandmate calls their own bluff and laughs, thoroughly satisfied with the prank they’ve just pulled. (CUT BACK TO MUSIC)

Baby you might say I’m cursed and I have no soul
But for a life made of sex, drugs, and rock-n-roll
It is a blessing at least that’s what I’ve been told
(THIS LINE MIGHT NEED TO END IN AN “EE”
SOUND INSTEAD)

Pause.  No one sing this line but the accompanying music continues. During the previous line and this one, it begins to sink in that they’re never going to die, and how that might not be such a good thing afterall

Uh-oh
Look at what he’s done to me!

[Chorus]
*At first, immortality sounded really cool
But now it’s hit me. Oh God, I’ve been such a fool!
All of my friends are dead and all my family!
Family!
ee-ee
I’ll never again get to see

If I come more than 3 feet within
A church, mosque, or synagogue, it’ll burn my skin
How could I trade my whole life for eternity
Oh no!
Oh oh
We’ve got immortality
Oh oh
Yeah, we’ve got immortality
Oh oh
This is not how I should be
Oh oh
I’ll never outgrow puberty
Oh oh
Forever going to be lonely
Oh oh
Satan fucked me royally
Oh oh
Won’t somebody please save me!
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