SYNOPSIS: Ever wondered why the members of One Direction appear to be eerily young? It’s because they’ve sold their soul to the devil in exchange for eternal youth. Though they’re initially quite pleased with themselves and encourage others to do the same, they begin to regret their decision by the end of the song.
NOTES:
-Obviously, the singers’ accents should be skewed for the purposes of rhyming,
especially for words at the end of lines
-I’m not sure how to indicate the breakdown of syllable on this doc; it might
not be obvious for some lines. I can show someone in person if they’d like
-In the original song, there are two places where the end of one stanza
overlaps the start of another. I’ve
asterisked those parts, but have still stuck to the original structure of the
song
-I’ve changed some of the rhyming structure so that it all flows. You’ll understand what I mean as you read it
-I’ve got more “video/screenplay-esque” ideas but I’m not sure how to write them in between the lyrics without making everything look messy.
WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL You're insecure
Don't know what for You're turning heads when you walk through the door Don't need make up To cover up Being the way that you are is enough Everyone else in the room can see it Everyone else but you [Chorus] Baby you light up my world like nobody else The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed But when you smile at the ground it aint hard to tell You don't know Oh Oh You don't know you're beautiful If only you saw what I can see You'll understand why I want you so desperately Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful Oh oh That what makes you beautiful So c-come on You got it wrong To prove I'm right I put it in a song I don't know why You're being shy And turn away when I look into your eyes Everyone else in the room can see it Everyone else but you [Chorus] Baby you light up my world like nobody else The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed But when you smile at the ground it aint hard to tell You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful If only you saw what I can see You'll understand why I want you so desperately Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful Oh oh That's what makes you beautiful [Bridge] Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana Baby you light up my world like nobody else The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed But when you smile at the ground it aint hard to tell You don't know Oh Oh You don't know you're beautiful [Chorus] Baby you light up my world like nobody else The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed But when you smile at the ground it aint hard to tell You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful If only you saw what I can see You'll understand why I want you so desperately Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe You don't know Oh Oh You don't know you're beautiful Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful Oh oh That's what makes you beautiful
| WE'VE GOT IMMORTALITY You see my face
You think I’m eight Or you’re surprised to find out that I’m straight But, I’ll let you in The secret’s Him points to the ground Just sell your soul to this dude called Sata-a-n Everyone might tell you not to do it But, what have you got to lose eyes dart sheepishly [Chorus] Baby it’s easy. You don’t ever have to die Only four instalments of $14.95 And he’ll accepts any payment you can provide Just like me ee- ee You’ll have immortality Here’s an example for you to see It has worked on Justin Bieber so excellently Right now you’re looking at me and you can’t believe It’s like Whoa! Oh oh You can’t tell I’m 93! Oh oh We’ve got immortality *I don’t drink blood Or hate the sun Don’t you dare compare me to Edward Cullen It’s not botox Or a nose job Who needs science when you’ve got connections Come on, I can tell that you want to try it Here’s all you have to do [Chorus] Baby so, if you never want to get older Why don’t you ring-up our good ol’ pal Lucifer We’ll be here living on earth for forever more ‘Cause you see Ee-ee We’ve got immortality If you think all of this makes no sense Check out my last invoice for my health insurance holds up invoice Just guess the rate at which I pay my monthly fee It’s zero camera zoom into the invoice to show the "$0.00" on the invoice. Include some flashy SFX Oh oh The perks of immortality Oh oh Immortal-fuckin’-tality! [Bridge] While singing same “Nananas" of the original song the video will cut to scenes of band members doing death defying things. Here are some examples: -A band member drinks from a bottle marked poison, begins to twitch slightly, then gathers themself and gives a confident thumbs up and cheesy smile to the camera -A band member jumps off a cliff, Camera stairs down the abyss watching as the bandmate falls further and further away. Then cameraman is tapped on the shoulder, camera turns around and sees the same person standing right in front of him -A band member stabs themself, pretends to be in heaps of pain, screaming in agony (AT THIS POINT THE MUSIC CUTS AND ALL WE HEAR IS SCREAMS!). Then the bandmate calls their own bluff and laughs, thoroughly satisfied with the prank they’ve just pulled. (CUT BACK TO MUSIC) Baby you might say I’m cursed and I have no soul But for a life made of sex, drugs, and rock-n-roll It is a blessing at least that’s what I’ve been told (THIS LINE MIGHT NEED TO END IN AN “EE” SOUND INSTEAD) Pause. No one sing this line but the accompanying music continues. During the previous line and this one, it begins to sink in that they’re never going to die, and how that might not be such a good thing afterall Uh-oh Look at what he’s done to me! [Chorus] *At first, immortality sounded really cool But now it’s hit me. Oh God, I’ve been such a fool! All of my friends are dead and all my family! Family! ee-ee I’ll never again get to see If I come more than 3 feet within A church, mosque, or synagogue, it’ll burn my skin How could I trade my whole life for eternity Oh no! Oh oh We’ve got immortality Oh oh Yeah, we’ve got immortality Oh oh This is not how I should be Oh oh I’ll never outgrow puberty Oh oh Forever going to be lonely Oh oh Satan fucked me royally Oh oh Won’t somebody please save me! |