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Bill Posters will be Prosecuted

Dramatic music plays.  A press conference is being held by Chief of Police. Press conference should seem abnormally large for Gosford.
 
CoP: Citizens of Gosford, it is my responsibility to protect you from the criminal underworld of this city. 
 
Shot of the city.
 
CoP: you can be rest assured, no matter where he is.
 
Bill on park bench with pink lunch box
 
CoP: Who he is with.
 
Bill shuffling uneasily away from Ibis on bench.
 
CoP: Or what he does.
 
Bill eating a sandwich from the pink lunch box.
 
CoP:We will find him.
 
Police see him and start chasing Bill, who is still eating a sandwich, with guns.
 
CoP: Without fail.
 
Shot of man running away from police.
 
CoP: And we will bring this monster to justice.
 
Shot of police crash tackling man and handcuffing him.
 
CoP:  We will uncover the full extent of his crimes.
 
Cut to interrogation room. Man is brought in and left with two detectives.
 
Good Cop: Can you state your name for the record.
Bill Posters: William James Posters
Slow motion shot: Cop looks slowly up at Bill
 
Cut to press conference.
 
CoP: We will punish him with the full extent of the law.
 
Cut to investigation room.
 
Good Cop: William, is it? Mind if I call you Bill?
Bill: Sure... it's what my friends call me.
Bad Cop: WELL I'M NOT YOUR FRIEND.
 
Voice over: Coming this summer
 
Cut to Good Cop and Bad Cop in office
 
Good Cop: You need to calm down!
 
Bad Cop: We've been chasing this man for decades! And this time...it's vandalism.
 
Voiceover: Witness the tension,
 
Cut to Good Cop and Bill sitting in awkward silence, with clear tension
 
Good Cop: Sooo-
 
Voiceover: The drama,
 
Cut to Bill and his girlfriend
 
Girlfriend: What have you done?!
 
Bill: I don't know!
 
Girlfriend: I can't deal with this.Goodbye Bill.
 
Bill: Wait, wha-
 
Voiceover: The action!
 
Bill drinking loudly through a bendy straw.
 
Voiceover:  BILL POSTERS.
 
Bill sitting on a bench
 
WILL. BE.
 
Bill begins eating a sandwich
 
 PROSECUTED.
 
As Bill bites into the sandwich, the building behind him explodes, and Bill is clearly freaking out about it as it explodes.
 
THE PROSECUTION OF BILL POSTERS
 
Cut to hideout with friend.
Bill: Joey, you gotta hide me man!
Friend: JUST CHANGE YOUR FUCKING NAME!!
 
 
Blank screen.
Fast VO: In Norfolk cinemas everywhere. No sandwiches were harmed in the making of this trailer.
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