It’s all too easy.EULER: Well, I’m so sorry to hear arson doesn’t give you the kick it used to. FIBONACCI: Euler, I can’t commit crimes, and you can’t solve them. FEMME: You both want to expose the Grand Mathematician. EULER: I guess we do. Do you have a plan? FIBONACCI: Yeah. I know where the Grand Mathematician is. EULER: How’d you figure it out, Fibonacci? FIBONACCI: Oh, there were clues everywhere. It was one thing after another thing, after two things, after three things, after five things- FEMME: After eight things? FIBONACCI: No Femme, after five things I had enough evidence to deduce a pattern and confirm my hypothesis. (BOHR folds down his/her newspaper again) EULER: Where is he? FIBONACCI: Like I’d just tell you. Have you run off by yourself and claim the glory? We’ll go together. EULER: Fine, we'll leave now. FEMME: I’ll come too. EULER: We - and exclusively we - will leave now. FIBONACCI: We’ll abolish that damn equation once and for all! BOHR: Don't worry Euler! I'll save you! (BOHR flips the table over, runs towards Euler and co. STABBY (a man with knives for hands) knifes him as he approaches the table and he's visibly hampered by this for the rest of the scene) EULER: Bohr! You’ve been stabbed! BOHR: No, I’m alright... I’m fine... EULER: Stay still.... What're you doing here? BOHR: Saving you?... EULER: Someone get bandages! FIBONACCI: Or at least napkins, he’s bleeding all over my tablecloth. And Stabby! We've been through this! Why must you always stab people? STABBY: It's all I know mama! (waves hands) BOHR: What’s all this fuss about? No-one has been stabbed here. It was an accident! STABBY: No I definitely meant to stab you. BOHR: Accident until proven suicide! EULER: I respect your conviction, Bohr. But we need to get you to a hospital. BOHR: Hospitals are for $12.50 cats and communists. To the grand Matthew mortician! EULER: (firm but kind) Well, okay, you big, bleeding idiot. Grab your bandages, we’re leaving. BOHR: There's no spleen in crime city! EULER shoulders BOHR as they exit with FIBONACCI and FEMME. |

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