To the tune of 'Mr Sandman'. 4 part harmony, female voices. I think this song would be preceded by a brief sketch in which the girls (a zombie, a vampire, a ghost and a werewolf, or some variation on that) are on a date with a normal sort of generic guy. It's revealed that they are a bit darker than he was bargaining for... Staging: 4 chairs across the front, facing backwards, on which the guys sit. You don't see their faces. there's one girl per guy, and I think some sort of dance would work. If more voices are needed, there can be a group behind singing. Still in progress - feel free to edit! here's the original song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNuX7bs2qAM Lyrics: bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam Well hello there, Aren't you a treat! Do you mind if we pull up a seat? Our thirst for flesh ain't easily sated but we can tell you'll taste sophisticated! I'll be Your ethereal date A bit possessive, translucent and late. Forever haunting in my heart, Be Together, til death do us start! bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam - BOO! bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam - Grrrrr! Or maybe, Two girls in one, One for the moonlight and one for the sun Hunting you down 'til we're all alone And I'll come howling when I fancy a bone! Forget Bella, I'm a sucker for you, I'm simply batty, and you're bloody cute. Don't be scared if you suspect, When I kiss, I'll rip out your neck! bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam - BLAAAAAH! bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam - BRAAAAAAINS! Hey handsome, My interests include, Long walks at night and unprocessed food You'll take my heart, and I'll eat your brains, And then we'll finish all your juicy remains We have Our special needs Just human flesh, we're easy to please We can't wait to make you scream We're the bad girls out of your dreams! |