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Scar-spangled boy (lyrics only)

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Who's strong and brave, here to save the American Way?
Who vows to fight like a man for what's right night and day?
Who will campaign door-to-door for America,
Carry the flag shore to shore for America,
From Hoboken to Spokane,
The Star Spangled Man with a Plan!
We can't ignore there's a threat and a war we must win,
Who'll hang a noose on the goose-stepping goons from Berlin?
Who will indeed lead the call for America,
Who'll rise or fall, give his all for America,
Who's here to prove that we can?
The Star Spangled Man with a Plan!

Stalwart and steady and true,
(see how this guy can shoot, we tell ya, there's no substitute!)
Forceful and ready to defend the Red, White, and Blue!
Who'll give the Axis the sack, and is smart as a fox?
(far as an eagle will soar)
Who's making Adolph afraid to step out of his box?
(He knows what we're fighting for!)
Who [waked the giant that napped in America?
We know it's no-one but Captain America,
Who'll finish what they began?
Who'll kick the Krauts to Japan?
The Star Spangled Man with a Plan!
(Who's strong and brave, here to save the American way?!)


Who's prophecied to turn the tide of the magical war?
Who'll have no choice after Snape murders Al Dumbledore?
Who's here to fight all that's dark, drab and sinister?
Who'd put his life on the line for the minister?
The Dark Lord will be destroyed - by
The scar-spangled boy with a ploy!
We can't desist, there's a mist hanging over the land.
Who'll stand and face off the death-eating drones, wand in hand?
Who will indeed fight for magical Britannia?
Who'll take a curse, hex or worse for Britannia?
Who else could we deploy?
The scar-spangled boy with a ploy!

Master of mystic Kung Fu!
(See how this guy can cast, we tell ya, there's noone as fast!)
One day they'll sing songs of him at Science Revue!
Who's making death eaters hop brooms and fly really far?
(Far as a hippogriff will soar)
Who got Avada Kedavra'd and just got a scar?
(Also a phoenix-feather core)
Who gets the guys and the girls feeling ho-otter?
Wearing a tight lycra suit, Harry Po-otter!
What tactics will he employ?
That wand he's got ain't a toy!
The scar-spangled boy with a ploy!
(Who's prophecied to turn the tide of the magical war?!)
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