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*With My Bare Hands

Two characters, an AUSTRALIAN and a GERMAN, having a battle of brawn. GERMAN has a thick accent.

A: You're weak! You couldn't hurt me even if you wanted to!

G: Well, you are a puny little half-man who could not even break a piece of cardboard

A: Ha! You think you're so tough - I could fell you with one blow

G: I could snap you like a twig

A: I could kill you with a single kick

G: Well I could kill you with my bare hands!

A: I'd like to see you try.

AUSTRALIAN begins to walk away

G: In that case... HANS!

A BEAR in lederhosen lumbers on stage. AUSTRALIAN exits, pursued by bear. Screams are heard offstage.