Anchor: Well, those are all the stories we have for tonight, but before we go, let’s have a look at the weather report with Tim. What's the outlook for tomorrow like, Tim? Tim: Balls. Anchor: Uh, could you be more specific? Tim: Well, there's a flood warning for the South plains. Anchor: How severe? Tim: Biblical. Anchor: Right, and the upper North? Tim: Harboursiders should expect very high humidity Anchor: How high? Tim: Underwater. Anchor: Eastern Suburbs? Tim: Tidal wave! Achor: Western Suburbs? Tim: Water world. Anchor: What about the inner city? Tim: H2woh is that place is fucked. Anchor: Balls. Tim: As I said. Anchor: Well, that was the weather. [End] |