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*Octopus's Garden

[Beatles Quartet on stage with instruments.  Sgt. Pepper's gear.  Lights are psychedelic.]

Ringo: I'd like to be under the sea,
In an octopus's garden, in the shade.
He'd let us in, know's where we've-

[Normal lights come on, enraged Octopus enters on walking frame in two tentacles, cane in one tentacle, shotgun in a another two, and one tentacle shaking angrily.]

Octopus: GET OFF MY LAWN, YOU HIPPIES! (chases Beatles off the stage).