[Beatles Quartet on stage with instruments. Sgt. Pepper's gear. Lights are psychedelic.] Ringo: I'd like to be under the sea, In an octopus's garden, in the shade. He'd let us in, know's where we've- [Normal lights come on, enraged Octopus enters on walking frame in two tentacles, cane in one tentacle, shotgun in a another two, and one tentacle shaking angrily.] Octopus: GET OFF MY LAWN, YOU HIPPIES! (chases Beatles off the stage). END. |