Voice over: Well, I guess I could check facebook.

(Checks)

VO: Nope. No notifications. Email?

VO: Nay. Empty.

VO: No one online I want to talk to. No texts.
VO: Webcomics... no one updates on a Sunday.

VO: I could clean my room again. Kinda clean already.

VO: I could sleep, but it's a bit early.

VO: Not hungry, bladder empty, all clean.

VO: Work's all done.

VO: There's nothing I really want to watch or read.

VO: Mmmm.

VO: MMMMMMmmmm.

VO: Need something exciting to do.

(VO hums [or large physicality])

VO: Ooo, I've got it. I'll play Russian Roulette!

(Pulls out a gun, spins the barrel, and shoots humself.)