Hi everyone! This is where your half-formed ideas go. Ideas like, "we should have a sketch where Indiana Jones takes an actual lecture," or "What if Old Spice man had depression?".
Keep browsing through these every now and then. If someone's had a cool idea, go and turn it into a sketch! Then put it up here :D Funny Lines:
- First jetpack flight coincides with first third degree burns case. To quote the pilot: "Worth it."
- The final words of Jimmy Stegosaurus; "Ohh look Daddy a shooting star!"
- Google eventually takes over Earth, and decides to rename it...... Google Earth! Wait..no..they've already....They decide to name it New Planet(1).
Voice-Over-Worthy Puns:
- On the potato famine: When life hands you potatoes, make vodka!
- 1: What do you think you can offer Tightlips Industries Johnny? 2: I aint saying nothing. 1: Welcome aboard!
- 1: What do you think you can offer the Titanic Mr Iceberg? 2: A TRIP YOU'LL NEVER FORGET! 1: Welcome aboard!
- 1: What do you think you can offer Vague Industries Mr Robert? 2: A little bit of this, a little bit of that. 1: Mmm, we may think about hiring you.
- 1: Did you hear the Pope commissioned a near light-speed spaceship? 2: Yeah, he's trying to gather mass
- 1:Houston: She had a problem
- (idea) voice overs could be animated in short clips!
- "The newest album from one of hip-hop's finest. Watch him drop it incredibly old school: Jurassic! The latest from the VelociRAPtor"
- His last words before being hung, "It's the suspense that's killing me".
Sketch Ideas:
- An interviewer with a professional assassin 1:how did you get into this business? 2: I used to be an undertaker before the GFC and I sort of kept myself going ever since.
Running Gags
- Improper use of expression or word. For example, having someone say "we're gonna need a bigger boat", improperly. Alternatively people saying "literally" in the wrong context.
Video Sketch Ideas
- A commercial for Science Revue in the style of a Perfume ad. "Dorkus. By Science Revue."
- Wife swap - perhaps video sketch (trailer) - Narcissa Malfoy & Molly Weasley swap
- Australian Idol style video journey - Darth Vader. Showing important moments from his life including "Darth, you are not the father".
- Someone breaks out of video sketch onto the stage/juliets.
- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - just horribly mutated turtles, living in sewer.
- someone who has their own theme song, band follows them everywhere they go.
- Tron dance video
- invisible rollercoaster
- flashmob where everyone starts vomiting
- zombie movie trailer with a twist (from zombie's perspective)
- michael richardson sitting in room alone playing with dinosaurs
- Movie Trailer: Gamma Thrones - Nuclear Winter is Coming ---> in a lab, radiation stuff, everyone dies
- usyd opens a magic school
- send in the clowns mafia sketch (from last year)
- serious news program/urgent news flash interrupted by a regular program i.e. playschool
- Genres: infomercial, news/doco, movie trailer, vlog, MTV
Song Ideas:
- Pavarotti singing tragedy about the friendzone
- Quicker, smaller, smarter, TRONer (parody of Bigger, faster, smarter, stronger)
- killers parady "somebody trolled me"
- Guitar hero choir number. As the choir sings, a guitar hero type animation is played on the screen representing what the choir is singing, but with S A T B instead of guitar strings.
- Let's Dance To Cell Division (The Wombats)
- Something to do with 'Defying Gravity' - maybe Higgs Boson pun could be worked in? as in "and you can't pull me down...oh shit."
- instead of 'California girls' - 'california boys' - about all the guys in silicon valley.
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